Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Notes to my future husband

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"Strippers. Going to a strip club is not an affair. You do not have to call me to check in. Have fun at your weird cousin’s bachelor party. Truly. "

"Hot Water, It’s a precious resource. We can have shower sex, but you gotta let me finish washing my hair. "

"Shoes. Think of them as the female equivalent to a blow job. Really good ones can make everything better and I’ll always want more. "

"Throwing Up. You don’t have to hold my hair back or anything. Make yourself useful and get me a mint and a fresh drink. "

"Don’t ever stopcalling me “the most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen”. It may or may not be true, but even when we’re old and our private parts aren’t working anymore, I’ll never get tired of hearing that I turn your viagra on and that I’m your only gal.It’s one of the many reasons why I married you."

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