Today I have realized that there are two kinds of people who have advantages in business, and LIFE in general;
a.) People who have significant others and get to have morning sex. Fact: There is no way a morning workout creates as much endorphins as a morning orgasm.
b.) People who have prescriptions to adderall.
I am neither of these people and I'm not happy about it.
You should get in my life. It's pretty awesome, and you're probably missing out. xo
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